Oh, in a perfect world.
good guy hiring manager?
can this guy.. you know.. exist
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
It got so much better
I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
//People often talk about the American Dream; my American Dream is to move to Canada.
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
Okay, there’s no way that works.
Let me try this out.
I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.
Guss i’ll give it a shot
yeah right, like that really happens
maybe I should try-
WHAT THE FU
i dont think you guys appreciate how rad this site is
because first of all you got your basic fantasy and game race names for like
BUT AS IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH
REAL NAMES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR BOOKS
AND THIS THERE’S MORE????
BAM, PLACE NAMES
AND STILL MORE
SO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE OPTIONS HERE
GO AND TRY TO HELP A GOOD PERSON OUT
Fucking smoking weed, typical
mostly being amazing … like
fucking alcoholism lol i sure was day drinking lol :)
Struggling with alcoholism…
I very, very rarely even drink.
Yeah….that sounds about right.
Inching closer to killing cops???
Naw…fuck 12, but it’s not that serious.
Fucking watching the world burn….. Pretty fucking much tbh.
Overwhelming watching the world burn
24 Hours of the same shyt from yesterday
Inching closer to nothing…
Lonely Nothing, same as every other day.
Mostly alcoholism. Enh, not far off.
fucking assault charges. Someone must have really pissed me off!
Overwhelming Overdose…least its a good OD
This needs to go on my dash.
devoured by my existence
suffocated by life
sounds about right
BORED OF A CLOUD
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
ARE YOU SAYING MY DESTINY IS TO GET SICK OF MY ASK BLOG THEN MAULED BY ANGRY BRONIES
MY FAMILY!?!? WTFINSHINTG>?!?!??!
Run over by Juggalos.
As long as I don’t visit the US I should live forever!
As usual I can’t do these cause my surname’s first letter isn’t in there :(
Crushed by Life, i think thats how we all die